THE first four matches of the 2015/16 Premier League season have been illegally uploaded to the internet.
Torrent site user Tom Logan was stealing American TV drama when he discovered a link for ’Tottenham v Stoke (Premier League season 2015/16)’.
He said: ”I was still on season 2014/15, but in the end I just said to hell with spoilers and watched all ninety minutes of Spurs’ deeply humiliating near-future home defeat.”
Logan binge-watched a further three matches: “They’ve killed off three of the main teams from the current season – QPR, Leicester and Burnley – but they’ve also introduced three totally new teams called Bournemouth, Norwich and Middlesbrough.
“Apparently they’re going to do another three seasons of football, then a big feature film where the players all join forces to fight an army of undead Northerners.”