Battery farm chicken can’t believe it downsized this much to live in London

A BATTERY farmed chicken that moved from its tiny, inhumane space on a poultry farm to London can’t believe how much room she has given up to live in the capital.

Chicken, Emma Bradford, told her friends and family that despite it still being early days, she does miss having that little bit of extra room to move around in that she had ‘back up up North.’

Bradford said: “It’s obviously great living in London – the theatres, the galleries, the pop-up food stands.

“But I’m not going to lie, I do miss the extra leg room that I had back on the living Hell that was the poultry farm.

“But this is where all the auditions are so I guess I’m just going to have to deal with it.”