A GRAY whale travelling from the east coast of Russia to Mexico in order to mate is starting to have doubts about his long distance relationship.
Whale Tom Booker admitted a 70-day trip for companionship and hot sex ‘takes a toll on you after a while’.
He added: “Listen, I love her, but… The distance, man. Am I travelling all the way just for a quick shag? I hate to say it, but I feel like it’s true.
“I sometimes feel like I’m missing out, maybe I should just live my life here at home and get to know different whales.”
Sources have confirmed that his partner in Mexico is currently mating vigorously with a multitude of new partners.