Thursday, 22nd April 2021

Whale crossing ocean to mate starting to think long distance relationship not for him

A GRAY whale travelling from the east coast of Russia to Mexico in order to mate is starting to have doubts about his long distance relationship.

Whale Tom Booker admitted a 70-day trip for companionship and hot sex 'takes a toll on you after a while'.

He added: “Listen, I love her, but... The distance, man. Am I travelling all the way just for a quick shag? I hate to say it, but I feel like it's true.

“I sometimes feel like I'm missing out, maybe I should just live my life here at home and get to know different whales.”

Sources have confirmed that his partner in Mexico is currently mating vigorously with a multitude of new partners.