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A guide to picking up free shit that people leave outside their houses

PICKING up stuff that people have left outside their houses is an enormous risk.

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Morrissey: I have become your dad

SLIM. Fey. Sensitive. An outsider. A poet singing of the disaffection of unemployment-hit youth. Ah, that’s how Morrissey used to be. Now I’m your bigoted old dad.

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