Ask Holly: All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, should I run for PM?

Dear Holly,

I’ve had a chance to calm down a bit and reflect on my actions and I admit, I can be boisterous and hot-headed, but I’m a simple man with simple tastes. All I want in life is a fast car and a juicy steak, and I’ll kick off if you stand in my way. That is my MAN-ifesto. Should I run for PM?

Jeremy

Oxfordshire

Dear Jeremy,

Why is it that if an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England, but if you are a school kid and you kick off you get marched to the headmaster’s office and subjected to an intense programme of rehabilitation involving a mauve-wearing passive aggressive old woman called Sue? You’ll spend the rest of the term drawing pictures of rainbows and learning coping strategies whilst listening to Enya. It isn’t pleasant but at least you get out of double geography.

Hope that helps,

Holly