HOMEOPATHY will have eradicated itself by 2032, it has been confirmed.
Experts believe that the trend for little bottles of water that has been shaken about a bit will gradually decline as people realise it does nothing.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Homeopathy is based on the principle that like cures like, which is actually pretty robust when applied to homeopathy.
“For example if you’ve bought a bottle of liquid with a picture of a flower on it only to find it doesn’t cure your crippling anxiety attacks, you probably won’t bother again.”
However homeopath Emma Bradford disagreed: “Like mumps, homeopathy will adapt and survive.
“For example we could start calling it ‘space water’ or pretend it is the urine of fairies. Or make homeopathic furniture that is desirable because it has been near other, nicer, furniture.
“I’m making this up as I go along, so you see the possibilities are endless.”