Ask Holly: Any ideas for EU reform?

Dear Holly,

I’m just doodling my wish list for EU reform. So far I’ve managed: universal access to quality cardigans; the criminalisation of Philip Schofield and more money for the squirrels. But now I’m drawing a blank. Any ideas?



Dear Jeremy,

Everyone knows if you get granted three wishes you ensure you ask for unlimited wishes. Then you ask for school to be abolished, for Elsa from Frozen to be your best friend, and for everything in the ENTIRE world to be made out of M&Ms.

Hope that helps,