Today is a big day for me. If those evil Tories get in again my wife and family are in huge trouble, especially my oldest son who is disabled and my dear old granny, who has dementia and can’t get about like she used to. Let’s face it, if that Blue Battleaxe is elected we’ll have to flee the country or we can all start digging our own graves. My wife says I am being overly dramatic again, is she right?
Fantastic Mr Fox
Dear Mr Fox,
I love General Election Day. School is closed – yippie! – and all the adults are too busy questioning each other’s values and posting socialist memes on Facebook in order to offend their racist relatives from Peterborough to notice what their kids are doing. And what will we be doing? We’ll be taking careful notes about who we can blame in thirty years time when we’re all eating gruel and wearing hessian sacks in the workhouse and paying £1000 for one paracetamol. And also we’ll be eating Wotsits and watching Justin Bieber videos on the iPad.
Hope that helps,