Ask Holly: I want to see Orlando’s elf gear

Dear Holly,

I’m really happy in my new relationship with Orlando Bloom but I have a conundrum. How long do I have to wait before I can ask him to dress up in his Legolas gear and shoot me with his elf bow and arrow?


Los Angeles

Dear Katy,

Sorry to hear your new boyfriend has such a silly name. Me and my friends like dressing up too, especially at birthday parties. When Cindy Lau had her 10th birthday there were sixteen children all dressed as Elsa, including three boys. Cindy’s mum had a massive panic attack from seeing all those Elsas going mental in her house and shut herself in the bathroom crying while we ran around smashing everything in the neverending quest for sweets.

Hope that helps,