Ask Holly: My new GF Cheryl is totes on fleek

Dear Holly, 

My new GF Cheryl is totes on fleek. All I wanna do is write love songs bout her sexy AF bod and Netflix and chill wit her, can’t even. But the prob is that she was born in the 80s and can’t understand a word I am sayin TBH. 

Liam 

Surrey

Dear Liam,

Huge age differences don’t have to be a problem. When I was little, we had a German au pair called Valborga and she was 17. She didn’t speak English very well but that didn’t stop her from communicating with the older generation. She was supposed to take me and my sister to playgroup but what we actually did was go and sit on a bus for several hours while Valborga stood at the front and talked to the bus driver. I don’t know why she gave him a pair of her pants but maybe he was on his way to the launderette.

Hope that helps,

Holly