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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,My daughter-in-law recently lent me Al Gore’s award winning environmental documentary, The Day After Tomorrow. I didn’t realise things had got so bad and I am seriously considering topping myself – is there any hope left for our wretched planet?Fern,Darlington

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)This week you regret telling the landlord you would do ‘anything’ to have your bar tab cleared while licking your lips seductively, as you soon find yourself sucking the petrol out of a Mondeo in the pub carpark.

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