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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, I’ve been going out with a lovely man for a few months, and it feels like it could be the start of something beautiful. The only problem is that no-one in my family seems to like him – in fact they regularly tell me he’s bad news and that I should get rid of him as soon as possible. It could have something to do with the fact that he is a member of the BNP and has a swastika tattooed on his forehead, but if they just gave him a chance they might end up actually liking him. What can I do to get these narrow-minded relatives of mine to loosen up?Heil Hitler,Imelda,Coventry

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