Have you joined a UFO death cult or have you joined the Lib Dems? Take the test…
Who is your leader?
A. An ancient, reincarnated demi-God who will lead us to Eternia where we will live in intergalactic glory forever.
B. I don’t know, but it’s a UFO death cult so it’s probably someone weird.
Do your friends think you’re making a mistake?
A. I have given up all my friends from my previous existence as their lack of faith will only slow down the eventual arrival of the magic ship which will take us to the promised land.
B. Yeah, they think it’s a bit weird that I’ve joined a UFO death cult but no-one’s deleted me on Facebook yet.
What are your plans for the future?
A. We will all embrace the sins of the flesh in an orgy of madness and wine. We’ll then begin stockpiling weapons for the eventuality that the powers that be can no longer take our otherworldly outlook on the coming end of days.
B. Dunno, probably some sort of orgy. That’s what usually goes on in these UFO death cults, isn’t it?
What do you think of Brexit?
A. We’re against it, to be fair.
B. Yeah, we’re against it. We may be a UFO death cult but we’re not insane.
Mostly As: You’re a fully paid up member of the Liberal Democrats. Enjoy the spaceship ride.
Mostly Bs: You’re a fully paid up member of a UFO death cult. At least you’re not wasting your life.