Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) If people can’t handle you at your worst, they’ve probably got little patience for house guests that defecate on their sofa.

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Annoying man with diabolo already spotted in local park

A MAN who will spend the entire summer mistaking the contemptuous stares of strangers for admiration has already got his diabolo out, it has emerged.

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