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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) This week will mostly be spent in sniggering displays of puerile frivolity. Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) People who know you say they’d rather have you inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in, although to be honest they’d rather you just didn’t go camping.

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US to build spy plane designed by eight-year-old

LOCKHEED is to build a hypersonic robot spy plane based on the drawings of eight-year-old Kyle Stephenson.

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