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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) The fact that, as the defendant, you own a car, work as a rocket scientist and are, in fact, Brad Pitt does not impress the court much. That’s Shania Law for you.

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G7 summit a lot more chilled

THE G7 summit of world leaders, held without Russia for the first time in 16 years, has been super relaxed.

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