IS THE entire universe actually just a sophisticated hologram, possibly controlled by aliens? Find out with this quiz.
Reality certainly seems real. But when strange coincidences happen, it makes you wonder if everyone is living in some incredibly complex computer game, like in The Matrix or some dream you had after taking drugs.
Take our quick ‘coffee break’ test to unlock the deepest secrets of human consciousness.
1. You are walking to the shop for some bread and a red Ford Focus drives past. Then on your way back from the shop, the same car passes. Is it –
A. A ‘glitch’ in the universe proving that the aliens operating the ‘reality computer’ have gotten lazy but thought we humans wouldn’t notice.
B. Proof that affordable hatchback cars are quite popular, and that when people drive somewhere they often drive home afterwards.
2. You are thinking about your nan, then the phone rings and it’s her. Is this because –
A. Everything is pre-planned by ‘the masters’ and we actually live and die on a loop which endlessly repeats until we unlock the enigma of the universe and become one with the cosmic consciousness.
B. Nan bought a cheap mobile phone from Boots and is just checking it works.
3. What about the pyramids? Apparently scientists did tests and they are bigger on the outside than the inside.
A. Well that proves everything.
B. Who are these scientists? Did they have facial tattoos and also offer to sell you weed? Because I’m fairly sure Stephen Hawking never wrote a book called Ancient Egypt – The UFO Dimension Theory.
You have proved that nothing is real. Congratulations! Next week we’re doing life after death.
Maybe reality really is just plain old reality. Or is it? Perhaps even this quiz is part of the illusion, designed by the alien god-beings to stop us asking the sort of questions that would eventually lead to their overthrow.