The Brexiter’s guide to what’s British
SINCE June 24th, 2016, it has become apparent that some things which claim to be British are anything but, and only loyal Brexiters can tell the difference.
Here’s the ultimate Brexiter’s guide to what is British and what will leave our shores forever when the Sacred Emerald is placed in the Queen’s crown to bring Brexit to completion.
The British legal system – not British. Based on the Magna Carta, clearly not native to these shores as it has a foreign name, the British legal system has spent centuries convicting British people who must logically be innocent by virtue of their nationality.
The BBC – not British. The ‘British’ in the BBC’s name is a Trojan horse which sneaks multicultural propaganda into the homes and hearts of decent patriots. All BBC News programmes have been entirely fictional since 1964.
News International – British. This US-owned media corporation is as British as steak-and-ale pie, dog-fighting in rural barns and Oxo.
16,141,241 Remain voters – not British. Probably Brazilian. Go back to Brazil.
Winning World War II – British. America was involved at the very, very end, for between five and ten minutes. Russia had no idea it was even going on.
Parliament – not British. None of them were elected. They were all appointed by a cabal of elite judges who are all homosexuals.