30 years on, French teacher still hates Michael Gove’s guts

FRENCH teacher Roy Hobbs’s hatred for his former pupil Michael Gove endures to this day, it has emerged.

Replying to Gove’s publicity-seeking letter apologising for being a little shit, Hobbs wrote: “Of course I remember you. You were a little fuck then and you’re a little fuck now.

“Perhaps you’d like to come around to my house, and I could hit you in the mouth with a rounders bat.

“Yours, Roy (Sir to you, you bastard).”