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Britons urged to store their precious urine

Experts warn that if drought continues nation will need something with which to rehydrate its flavoured noodles.

 

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Web freedom under threat says man who delivers those unnervingly personalised adverts

Google chief Sergey Brin warns there is every possibility he can no longer be stopped.

 

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