Employment crisis sees Job Centre Plus re-branded as ‘Centre’
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Romantic wild swim ends in severe bout of the shits
Vaper confident that caramel-flavoured nicotine gas could never be detrimental to health
Woman who finishes friends’ sentences on f**king thin ice
Dog horrified to discover owner is low-ranking beta male
Government commits £49 to tent for the homeless
Mum fends off robbers by telling them about her blog
Tickets on the door only, rules Ticketmaster
Box of green tea in office kitchen now longest-serving member of staff
Telegraph readers demand more stuff about Muslims and a free pair of gardening gloves
Dad who reckons he could have been a rock star if it wasn’t for his family is wrong
