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Smart money investing in stupid hats

As Beatrice wedding mess goes for £81,000, buyers turn to hat worn by whatsisname from Curiosity Killed the Cat.

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Cash machines to feature Gwyneth Paltrow going on and on about Africa

Millions expected to start using debit cards to buy crisps.

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