Strauss-Kahn's lust 'not a crime' just utterly f**king disgusting in every possible way

Former IMF chief pleads guilty to being the sort of person who makes you feel like your entire body is covered in tiny snakes.


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Pilot restrained after admitting air travel is insane


Captain of JetBlue flight tells passengers they are 30,000ft in the air and that if they survive they will have to spend time in an airport.