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Universities failing to raid homes of people who are just studying there

Home secretary tells colleges to drop all this Brideshead nonsense and be more like the police or MI5.

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Aren't Tories horrid, Cable tells unions

Business secretary warns GMB ‘not to fuck with these bastards’.

 

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