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Anyone ordering pint of bitter must prove they are over 40

PUB customers will have to pass an age check to prove they are middle-aged enough to drink Britain’s many indifferent bitters.

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How to apologise in such a way it's clear it's not your fault

NEED to apologise to get the situation over with? Here’s how to insinuate that you’re not really to blame.

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