‘Get pissed every night’ ad campaign subtitled ‘Enjoy alcohol responsibly’

A NEW campaign encouraging Britons to spend every night of the week getting hammered also advises them to enjoy alcohol responsibly. 

The advertisements which run across television, radio, and the internet, suggests to Britons that the answer to all their problems can be found in a bottle, with a single caveat.

A spokesman for the boozing industry said: “For God’s sake enjoy alcohol responsibly.

“But that said, as long as you’re enjoying alcohol responsibly why not enjoy it a lot more? Like daily?

“There’s nothing wrong with drinking every night as long as you stick to that simple guideline, or even in the day if you fancy it. Everyone used to in the 1970s.

“Get smashed as often as you like. A swig in the morning can really smooth the edge off the day. But never, ever, drink irresponsibly.”

The development follows the gambling industry’s ‘When the fun stops, stop’ campaign, which has seen millions leave delightful high street bookmakers when the laughter and merriment finally dies down.