A HUNGOVER woman is weeping in the kitchen because a fridge door refuses to stay shut.
Susan Traherne spent last night celebrating the festive season with friends, including finishing a bottle of absinthe at 4am, and 12 hours later is ordering a fridge door to ‘please shut you bastard’ in a whisper.
She said: “It just won’t close. I think it hates me. It’s more than I can take.
“I think I’m going to have to have a lie down.”
She added: “I can try opening it and pushing it closed again while begging it to help me. That’s going to take all I’ve got left.
“After that I’m going to curl up under a duvet for about a year, possibly 18 months.”