Sunday, 25th October 2020

Our relationship is just like Love Actually except he's a serial adulterer with four kids, says Carrie Symonds

 THE prime minister’s girlfriend has claimed their relationship is just like in Love Actually, apart from his wife and four-to-six children. 

Carrie Symonds, who has been with the prime minister since at least this year, likened the romance to Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon in the British rom-com, with a few minor differences.

She told the Daily Telegraph: “I’m a PR executive and she was a tea lady, so that’s one very big change.

“Technically we can’t get engaged because he’s not divorced from his wife of 25 years who he walked out on last year, leaving her with four kids. While Hugh in the movie is single.

“Neither did the Hugh character have a string of adulterous relationships, some resulting in children and others where he was only abusing the power of his office.

“Other than that it’s exactly the same as  Love Actually. He’s the nice prime minister off the telly at Christmas and our mutual devotion will last forevermore. Everything’s going to be alright.”