A MAN who firmly believes opening pubs would be irresponsible and dangerous cannot stop thinking about going to one.
Nathan Muir has told friends, family and strangers that reopening pubs would be an open invitation to spread coronavirus while almost being able to feel that cold pint in his hand.
He said: “It’s a global pandemic. There are more important things than settling into that corner booth, taking that first, long sip, and exhaling with deeply felt relief.
“Even if they only open pub gardens I think we should prioritise the health of our nation above a legendary all-day session where all the cares of the world are forgotten in a haze of cider and sunshine.”
He added: “I dreamed I was in the Golden Fleece last night. Waking up hurt so much. And not in a good way, like when you’ve drank nine pints and been sick in the pub urinal.”
