Man ruins perfectly nice evening by getting a round of shots in
A 30-YEAR-OLD man totally messed up a pleasant evening in the pub by buying tequila slammers, it has emerged.
Martin Bishop purchased the drinks despite nobody actually asking for or wanting a shot of the unpleasant spirit invented by Mexican peasants to escape the misery of daily life.
Co-worker Emma Bradford said: “We were having a lovely time chatting over a few beers and having a fun argument about Killing Eve when all of a sudden Martin came over with a tray of tequilas.
“Nobody wanted shots, nobody even likes shots, but we were all forced to drink them because it would have been rude not to. Unfortunately it made Dan and Gavin a bit over-excited and they went to get some more.
“The next thing we knew we were in some horrible club dancing to Stormzy and drinking blue stuff out of a bottle until 3am. I have no idea how I got home but I do vaguely remember being sick into a pint glass.
“We only went out for a pint after work. Now I would quite like to die. Thanks, Martin.”