A WINE shop that is stockpiling as much as booze as possible has been praised for its deep understanding of Britain.
Majestic Wines is loading up with 1.5m extra bottles in the event of a no-deal Brexit so that it can continue to make money and help prevent widespread anarchy.
Grateful boozehound Tom Logan said: “Fuck Rees-Mogg and his gang of spivs – this is real patriotism.
“This is what it means to actually give a damn about your country. Finally me and my pisshead friends feel that someone is looking out for us when this all goes tits up.”
A government spokesman said: “Majestic are acting in the national interest and we would encourage other purveyors of bevvy to do the same.
“If this country runs low on booze it will make Mad Max will look like A Room With a View.”