A WOMAN who said she had better not have a large glass of wine was quite happy to get hammered on a sh*tload of small ones.
Emma Howard, who opted for a smaller measure ‘to be sensible’, went on to spend the evening downing 125 ml Chardonnays like shots of tequila.
Emma’s husband Tom said: “I told her it would be cheaper to order herself a whole bottle but she insisted there was ‘no way’ she’d be able to drink an entire bottle of wine.
“Then 16 ‘small’ glasses later she has polished off the best part of a bottle and a half. By the glass.
“She did the same with dessert. She said she couldn’t possibly manage one but then somehow managed to eat half of mine.”
Emma said: “Those glasses seemed so small. It must be some sort of optical illusion. How clever.”