NEARLY all DJs are called Lee, it has emerged.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “We surveyed disc jockeys in clubs, bars and on local radio. Mostly they are blokes called Lee, although some of them are women called Lee.
‘Funky house’ DJ Lee Bannister said: “I’d never really thought about it. I’m not really a thinking type of person.
“I’m more into birds, cocaine and making pointing gestures in the air.”
Professor Brubaker said: “It’s hard to define what they have in common but there’s definitely a ‘Lee-ness’ about them.”
DJ Lee ‘Lee-Lee’ Lee has been described as the UK’s Lee-est DJ. He said: “It’s a versatile DJ name, it fits whether you’re playing deep house at a rave or spinning chart anthems to chubby hen parties munted on Jager bombs.
“My kids and my dogs are all called Lee too.”