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Battle Royale tops teachers' 100 greatest books list

A SURVEY of teachers’ top books has named Battle Royale as the greatest of all time.

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Capitalist drinks companies thank socialists for all the money

MULTI-NATIONAL drinks companies have thanked Britain’s socialists for delivering another wonderfully profitable day.

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