Dear Holly,I was doing a bit of weeding in the garden this weekend, and as I was crouching by the fence, I realised I could overhear the conversation of our next door neighbours. As I listened further, I began to hear all sorts of juicy information about their sordid sex life which was so racy it nearly gave me the dry boke amongst the geraniums. What makes it better is that she’s the local head of the WI and he’s the school headmaster. This stuff is way too interesting to keep to myself; what is the quickest way of broadcasting it to the wider community?HelenPreston

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