Friday, 14th May 2021

Boyfriend's late-night Naked Attraction gamble rewarded with endless parade of cocks

A MAN who put Naked Attraction on in the hope of seeing some sexy ladies has instead spent an hour watching cock after cock after cock. 

Ryan Whittaker saw the Channel 4 show was on and gambled that he could not only see naked women in a socially acceptable way with his girlfriend right beside him, it might even inspire a midweek shag.

He said: “It was a Tuesday night, nothing was happening, I thought why not take the risk? Then I found out.

“I was only hoping to ogle a few random women before bed but they unveiled all of these cocks, one after another. And I had to pretend I was cool with it without seeming like I’d turned over for the cocks.

“Meanwhile Sophie seemed to be taking more of an interest, though I think she was more into me squirming uncomfortably than all the flaccid penises. I started making remarks about the more unusually-shaped ones but that only made it all more awkward.

“I tried to wait it out until there was at least some fanny but I only reached the second ad-break before I irritably turned it off and went to bed, dangling dicks dancing through my head. Won’t be trying that again.”

Girlfriend Sophie Rodriguez said: “Yeah, it was pretty much cock city. Even I was ready for a pair of tits by the end.”