BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.
It has been confirmed the prime minister will use the blockbuster as a way of ‘connecting’ with voters, thereby ruining the film forever.
Star Wars fan, Martin Bishop, said: “After he’s said it I’ll go on social media and express my anger in such a way that I’ll be placed on an MI5 ‘watch list’.”
Meanwhile, Cameron’s advisers have been forced to help with his ghastly attempt at cultural relevance.
A Downing Street source said: “He wants to do something with ‘Poe Dameron’ because it rhymes with ‘Cameron’. It’s hellish, but could also be relatively painless.
“At the moment, however, he’s leaning towards ‘the economy has awoken in the same way the force has awoken’.
“Fuck it, you’re on your own.”