Britain to stage an intervention for Question Time

BRITAIN is to stage a substance abuse intervention for Question Time before the BBC show has a total breakdown.

The country has stood by in recent years as the show went into a rapid decline, presumably caused by a raging drug or alcohol addiction.

Martin Bishop, a viewer from Stevenage, said: “They’ve been inviting literally anyone to be part of the panel. Do they wake up the next morning with any recollection of what they did? Or is it just a vague memory of some rough, clumsy nonsense with a collection of idiots?

“This is a classic example of substance abuse leading to a loss of self respect and self control.”

Bishop added: “The first thing we have to do is find out what it is they’ve been taking. Then we need to tell them that unless they change we’ll watch something on Sky about Ross Kemp meeting a gang of Jamaican Nazis.

“If we do nothing then I can guarantee that in a few weeks it won’t be Question Time anymore, it will be Help! My Crazy Right Wing Historian Thinks My Muslim Boyfriend is a Maniac!