A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.
Lord Robert Crawley will be seen accidentally blasting a rift in the fabric of the universe while on a particularly intense grouse shoot.
Contemporary products like Evian water, Jaffa Cakes, Toilet Duck and anything else producers can get a sponsorship deal for will fall through the hole.
Writer Roy Hobbs said: Next week a pallet of Dairylea Lunchables falls out of the swirling vortex in the woods.
They are served at a dinner and everyone agrees they are a most novel delight.
He added: I realise its an expensive show to make but Im not looking forward to having Edna the maid run over by a Ford Ka.