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Every song in Top 40 about arses

THE UK chart is entirely composed of tracks about buttocks, it has emerged.

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I swim drunk all the time, says Phelps

SWIMMER Michael Phelps has admitted winning his Olympic medals while drunk on home-brewed hooch.

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