PEOPLE being dragged to see Fifty Shades of Grey are wearing blindfolds so that they can sleep.
31-year-old Tom Booker, whose wife likes the books, said: “This blindfold is really spicing up being made to sit through this tepid wish-fulfilment tripe.
“I can have a nice nap, having asked her to wake me for the nudity.”
26-year-old Mary Fisher said: “I’m being made to go by a friend who is obsessed with the wholly fictional idea of a man who is both rich and physically attractive.
“Luckily I can use this sleek satin blindfold to avoid seeing either the screen or her getting a bit turned on.”