THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.
The commercial, entitled ‘Wrestlers by Josh’ is about a young boy who catches his parents fucking.
A Unilever spokesman said: “Naturally an impressionable youngster like that never recovers from the sight of his mum and dad rutting like beasts.
“As the story unfolds across several adverts we see him develop a fascination with knives – because of their phallic quality – while becoming increasingly violent and alienated.
“Then the disappearances start. And we discover that the best way to unwind after doing a murder is with some comforting toast covered in low-fat spread.”