AN apparition believed to be the ghost of the murdered sixth Spice Girl materialised on stage during last night’s performance of Viva Forever!
The translucent, bloodstained form of ‘Freckle Spice’ joined in a dance routine.
Paranormal expert Roy Hobbs said: “It’s well known in the industry that the Spice Girls began as a six-piece, but the others were jealous of Freckle Spice, who was prettier and less obnoxious. So they had her walled up in a disused studio where she was eaten by rats.
“In case you wondered whether the rest of the show is any good, well, it is a musical about the Spice Girls. I repeat, it is a musical about the Spice Girls.”