HILLARY Clinton has written a new memoir explaining how she managed to deliver the world’s greatest superpower into the hands of a drooling orangutan.
How I Fucked Up puts into words how an experienced career politician somehow bungled a presidential race so badly that it may end democracy in the United States forever.
Clinton said: “Here it is, the warts-and-all chronicle of how, armed only with a massive sense of entitlement and no policies whatsoever, I managed to lose the contest literally nobody thought I could.
“I take you through my experience of repeating easy soundbites and taking part in vapid viral challenges while throwing away an election and knocking women’s rights back at least a generation.
“It’s a fascinating read. You’ll find it hard to believe a supposedly intelligent person could be so amazingly stupid.”