US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began – with gratuitous anal sex and fascism.
After nine seasons the show revealed how the hero Ted Mosby met his children’s mother before almost certainly reverting to yet another orgy scene where everyone is dressed in SS uniforms.
Martin Bishop, from Peterborough, said: “I never actually watched it so, like everyone else, I assumed its otherwise inexplicable longevity must have been based on sex and Nazis – the two key components of successful television programmes.
“I would be very surprised if How I Met Your Mother had just been year after year of manipulative, sentimental rom-com. Why would anyone keep watching that?
“So no, it was clearly a Nazi fuck-fest and should be remembered as such. Well done to all involved.”