'I improvised all the funny lines' and other actors' lies

IT’S fair enough when actors lie about being chased by a Terminator or whatever, but not so much when they lie about the not-made-up world. Here are six of their most common porkies.

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Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on

DOES your inept partner keep trying to arouse you with random foreplay techniques he’s convinced himself are incredibly sexy? Beware of these.

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