FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.
But in a key difference to the 1964 film starring Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison, Eliza Doolittle no longer becomes a society lady but rather the worlds richest soft porn model.
Price said: When Professor Higgins first meets Eliza, she tells him to stop being an old perv and fuck off. Then when he wants to make her posh, she decides to become a glamour model instead because shes a strong, independent woman.
The new film wont be set in history, itll be set in now. Itll still be a musical, although the old songs will be replaced by my own music, including my number 60 hit Free to Love Again.
Weve made the boring old film loads better, like when Eliza goes to the embassy ball and impresses everyone with her massive new tits.
Price confirmed the addition of a scene in which Professor Higgins reveals he has been having an affair and is trampled to death by Elizas horse.
She added: My ex Peter is going to be perfect in the Rex Harrison role because he’s just as shit at singing.”