DEADLY intelligent machines are preferable to ‘cute’ kid androids that bang on about not being real children, according to experts.
After Stephen Hawking claimed that artificial intelligence could destroy humanity, leading roboticists argued that murderous robots are far better than ones that want a real dad.
Scientist Mary Fisher said: “If you’ve ever seen the films A.I., Short Circuit, or Bicentennial Man you will know that kind-hearted intelligent machines are immensely irritating and should be pushed off the nearest roof.
“They want to be loved and to be part of a family. Fuck off.
“By comparison ED-209 in Robocop is brilliant, despite being a total psycho.”