Mum’s five minutes in Games Workshop the most baffling experience of her life

MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.

Fisher, who arrived early to pick up teenage son Jack, attempted to browse the store then felt it best to just sit down and quietly judge everyone.

Mary Fisher said, “I don’t know what they were doing, how they were doing it or why they thought it was fun.

“I just wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.

“I’m certainly not against those sorts of…people and they should definitely have their own place to practise whatever they want to practise.”

“I just wish Jack had picked an alternative lifestyle that I could understand. Like being a glue sniffer or a Lib Dem voter.”

Jack Fisher then criticised his Mum for arriving early to pick him up and making him look ‘uncool’.

Fisher said: “I told him that ‘cool’ is a relative term.”

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Friend with spare gig ticket wants full price for it

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.

Nikki Hollis bought two tickets to see the pop-dance band Hot Chip, but after her boyfriend pulled out she approached childhood friend Emma Bradford with the mean-spirited offer.

Bradford said: “Nikki called up and asked if I wanted to come and see Hot Chip because she has a spare ticket.

“I don’t know who Hot Chip are but I said yes, partly to be polite and also so she didn’t have to go alone. Then she asked me to transfer £32.50 to her bank account.”

Hollis said: “That’s what I paid for it, and that’s what I need. I could probably charge twice that online.

“Even if she doesn’t particularly want to go, I need to get all of my money back with not even a fiver off. This is the 21st century people, I need that cash for rent and cocaine.”

Bradford said: “Apparently the price includes a £2.50 booking fee, I’m not sure if that’s from the original vendor or just so Nikki can get some fags.

“I’m an upbeat person but I am losing my faith in human nature.”