Mum’s five minutes in Games Workshop the most baffling experience of her life

MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.

Fisher, who arrived early to pick up teenage son Jack, attempted to browse the store then felt it best to just sit down and quietly judge everyone.

Mary Fisher said, “I don’t know what they were doing, how they were doing it or why they thought it was fun.

“I just wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.

“I’m certainly not against those sorts of…people and they should definitely have their own place to practise whatever they want to practise.”

“I just wish Jack had picked an alternative lifestyle that I could understand. Like being a glue sniffer or a Lib Dem voter.”

Jack Fisher then criticised his Mum for arriving early to pick him up and making him look ‘uncool’.

Fisher said: “I told him that ‘cool’ is a relative term.”