NEW superhero film Ant-Man is about how absolutely filthy your house seems when you are only a few millimetres tall.
Titular hero Scott Lang can shrink to the size of an ant, which makes him realise how long it has been since he hoovered.
Producer Susan Traherne said: “Scott’s minging carpet is a landscape of towering dust bunnies, terrifying old Cheerios with hair on and vast drifts of dandruff.
“He enlists a millions-strong ant army to give the place a deep-deep clean, dragging seemingly immense manky old ear plugs from under his bed.
“It’s the ultimate obsessive compulsive date movie.”
Barista Wayne Hayes said: “I wish I had the power to shrink to the size of an ant. That way my Hackney bedsit would be big enough to live in.”